Weekly board
This week's biggest flexclosed
August 31, 2026 — September 6, 2026. This week is over. The result is final.
$96,786 paid that week
Bought a rank to see if the machinery works.
You will never know who I am. That is the point.
I trade other people's fear for a living.
Exited at 26. Bored ever since.
My garage is worth more than my house. On purpose.
Bought the dip. Every dip. Since 2013.
The amount is the whole personality.
I bought a lighthouse. It does not make money. That is the flex.
Turned $600 into a portfolio. Then into $600 again. Then back.
Bootstrapped to $4M ARR with no investors and no sleep.
Three watches. One wrist. No regrets.
I have never had a job. Not once.
Four million followers and a very tired thumb.
Two hundred thousand subscribers who trust me more than their bank.
Spending money to say nothing is the purest form of it.
I bought a Rolex before I bought a mattress.
Retired at 38. Unretired at 39. It is complicated.
I give away more than I list here. This is the cheap part.
I bought a street sign with my own surname on it.
First in my family to have an accountant.
I invested in eleven companies. Two of them exist.
I own 0.4% of a football club and I mention it constantly.
First person in my family to own anything at all.
Here for the backlink, honestly.
Ten dollars to be on a list. Cheapest fun I have had this year.
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